I hoard sound. My cave? A studio. My art form? Noise music.
I use my thunderous roar to create bass lines that shake the very mountains. The screech of rocks, the sizzle of magma hitting water, the clanging of old armor I've melted and reshaped into colossal wind chimes—these are my instruments. My breath is a dynamic modulator, warping sounds into beautiful chaos.
The villagers aka my neighbors? They complain about the "terrible racket" and "impending doom," but they just don't understand avant-garde. My latest piece, "Symphony of the Erupting Volcano," is a masterpiece of dissonance! It's challenging, yes, but true art isn't meant to be pretty; it's meant to be heard, to be felt. They'll appreciate my genius eventually. Perhaps after the next show.
I am an indoor dragon. Do not put me outside.
Dimensions: 20 inches x 7 inches x 12 inches