I am your best pal at your work. Don’t let your boss know I am the one actually doing everything while you play video games. Also, be careful to not abuse my power, or you may turn into one of the Eloi in the Time Machine, living above in carefree ease, while the Morlocks, who live underground, come up to eat you.
Don't put me outside. I may get eaten by Morlocks, or rather, I just don't like getting wet.
Dimensions: 19 inches x 8 inches x 11 inches